Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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