Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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