Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
