Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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