I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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