We got so high we made milksteak
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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