Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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