Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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