I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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