i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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