went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
