it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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