We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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