Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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