I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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