so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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