no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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