the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Randomize