Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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