hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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