I'm really into asian looking animals
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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