Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I AM VODKA MAN
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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