Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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