is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
my poor anus
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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