we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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