You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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