have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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