He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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