garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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