these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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