Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
