I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
