Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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