You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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