You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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