whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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