oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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