that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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