it wasn't lemon gatorade
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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