did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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