you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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