How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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