Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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