I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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