just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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