Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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