Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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