you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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