I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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