fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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