I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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