are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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