we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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