how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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