you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I love you. Go after that dick
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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