so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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